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Officially the funniest cat picture on the internet.

ALSO JIE AND I STARTED DOWNTON ABBEY YESTERDAY AND IT IS AWESOME.

Senior Week kick off

Saturday:

Laze in bed all frickin’ morning

1pm Lunch with Jie and XQL at Koko’s

2:30pm Mall with XQL for photographs, picture frames, and dresses

5:30pm Senior week volunteer training at Willard Straight (trainer is clearly underclassman and super incompetent. First time I’ve felt more mature and worldly than another individual)

6pm Dinner with Jie at Asian Noodle House- Thomas is sad we are going to graduate and tells me he loves when I come in because my face is always sunny and cheerful. That old flirt :D

7:40pm The Great Gatsby with Jie and his roommates. Joe is so damn tall. He was also really sweet about me not knowing what I’m doing next year. Nobody else has been so nice.

Sunday

10am Ithaca Flea Market: Bought a turquoise silver ring after looking at every single ring in the market haha- I love it!!

12pm Ithaca Farmer’s Market: My last hurrah :( Ate tibetan momos and so many desserts, oof

1:30pm Nap like a champion

3pm Finger Lakes Wine and Cheese tour kickoff!

we visit:

1. Frontenac (small winery, beautiful view)

2. Lively Goat (Goat cheese tasting. Baby goats are so adventurous, wiggly, and fun)

3. Cayuga Lake Creamery (Kimball’s is better…)

4. Americano (Large commercial winery. I decide I like Dry Riesling and Semi-sweet wines. Everyone else hates on the winery)

7pm Ciao’s italian restaurant. Risotto balls of deliciousness cause my poor lactose intolerant stomach to cry.

8pm Mad dash back to the dorm to get dressed. Last minute cancellations and general disorganization cause us to be confused and fearful of missing the bus…we are us after all.

8:20pm Cayuga Lake Twilight Cruise! We share future hopes/dreams, plans for reunions, XQL and I practice our ballroom and somehow convince some others to dance silly with us.

11:30pm Home at last :) TIme to plan my birthday party tomorrow :D

"What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with."

Robert Brault  (via soul-surfer)

(Source: ronenreblogs, via quitecontinental)

Did anyone actually read “The Great Gatsby”? →

One spring just before the financial crisis struck, students at Princeton University threw a Gatsby party. “It’s going to be big,” said an organizer, promising all the trappings of the novel’s soirees. “It’s going to be grandiose.” Gatsby parties are common, but this one stands out for its extravagance—the expected outlay was $20,000—and the particular irony…

It hurts me to learn that people are totally missing Fitzgerald’s point so completely. I didn’t like this book because everything was such an ominous metaphor and all the opulence was so blatant and it just didn’t seem to make a very original point. But guys…people don’t get it. This book with all it’s obvious messages is being completely (intentionally?) misinterpreted and nothing has changed.

Today I went canoeing

Richard:	Ok Elaine. Just so you know, there is a log coming up to our left. You will have to pick and side and turn us either left or right. Get ready ok? Do you see the log there?
Elaine:	omfg richard I already turned us left shut up and just paddle
Richard:	JUST MAKING SURE YOU KNOW
Elaine:	I CAN SEE THE LOG. IT'S HUGE
Richard:	I'M GOING TO FLIP YOU OVER THE EDGE
Elaine:	COME AT ME BRO

I'm still proud of this one

Natasha:	Why are my legs so tired?
Elaine:	Maybe it's because you've been running through Yao's dreams all night.

Bio majors will like this one

Natasha:	And the Hfr daddy inserts something into this cell...
Elaine:	WHOA. That was so dirty.
Natasha:	Omg you know what I meant

To the student snoring in the library:

kellybobelly:

You poor thing, I don’t mind at all! You get those Z’s!

Lol so funny

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No idea where this photo is from, but when i googled “tumblr, studying” there was a high number of photos of girls lying around on the ground not doing any work. I’m pleased.

This goes out to my family. And preemptively to Jie. It is only a matter of time.

I CAN'T HELP IT OKAY I HAVE A DISEASE

Kevin:

Why do you always have to shit on the things she likes?

birdandmoon:

Happy spring, nature lovers! Here’s this comic on my site.

(via themicrobiologist)

Things that happen to me

In the waiter’s eagerness to get closer to my pretty friend and to flirt with my pretty friend, he leaned over me and elbow rubbed my boob. Didn’t notice though, too busy trying to get my pretty friend’s attention.

Jie:	Gosh you are so frail. You are going to be a CEO one day fighting for women's causes and then you'll be like "hold on a minute. I have a rash on my elbow. Meeeeeh"