The Beaverotter strikes again

Asian family:	OMG! What is it????
Me:	It's a groundhog.
Asian family:	It's an beaver! *runs more* It's an otter! It's a groundhog!
Asian daughter:	No, it's a beaver!
Asian family:	OMG what is it what is it?!
Me:	A groundhog. There are lots at Cornell.
Asian daughter:	Is it an otter? Or no! It's a groundhog. Oh wait, is that what you said?
Me:	Yeah, there are a lot of groundhogs around here.
Asian mother finally catches up:	Is it a rabbit?
Asian daughter *loses interest, starts texting*:	It's an alligator.